misheard song lyrics

Posted on March 03 2006

After being reminded about the idea of misheard song lyrics, I decided to reconstitute a song I remember from childhood—including the secret words to the guitar solo. Somehow I knew about the Hebrides. But don’t ask me where Goalpost, Connecticut is. On with the show.

She keeps a-mowin’ the summer
In a pretty cabinet.
A jesters a-face she said
Just like Marie Antoinnette!
Buildup and Zebedee,
Cruise dressin’ calamity
Blobitty obbity obby ob sublime.

Caviar and cigarettes.
Goalpost, Connecticut!
Extraordinary and nice
She’s a Killer!

Clean… cutback with Hebrides
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow you mind.
Why try?
Recommended applespice,
Place to put an appetite
Any time!

Doont doont dune

Avoid complications
She never kept the same address (ding!)
In conversation
She spoke just like a baronettes!
Mandarin from China
Went down to Aunt Jemima
Thanagan siddently
You’re inclined…

She came naturally from Paris, (naturally)
But she could care less.
Fuss diddious and precise
She’s a Killer!

Clean… cutback with Hebrides
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow you mind.
Why try?
Recommended applespice,
Place to put an appetite.
Any time!

Doont doont dune. Wahrnar. Wahrnahr.
Wahrtin nar nar narnarrrr…
Woot doodle oodle-oo
Doot-n’-doodle-a-do
Woot-doodle-oodle-oo
Woot-a doodla doodla doodla
DO!(do) Do (do). Doot-da doo doo
Doot-dada doot-dada doot doo dooooooo
Doot n’ doot doot da dooowwrrr—
Rubberband!
She’s a swilligan (zlink!)
Graceful as a pussy cat.
Oh, temporarily out of action,
Temporarily out act—
She’ll absolutely drive you wild, wild!
Caesar Gootu.

She’s a Killer!
Clean… cutback with Hebrides
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow you mind.
Why try?
Recommended applespice,
Place to put an appetite
Any time!
Wahrnahr! nittlynittly Wahrnahr! nittlynittly Wahrnahr! nittlynittly(repeat & fade)...